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Boys Will Be Boys… Thankfully.

Kate Upton recently tweeted a picture of her on a horse with the caption, “Great day for horseback riding with my brother!”  Within moments, a certain unnamed bastard tweeted back “Can I ride you?” Now, let me be the first to admit that it is petty,  unoriginal, unrestrained, and a redundant, explicit recitation of the general thought that ran through every man’s  head (allowing for minor deviations according to personal preference of syntax and position) accompanied by a small snicker.  Not to mention, there exists an almost total certainty that it will not be illicit a response or acknowledgement, let alone the request coming to fruition. But it’s also necessary for the survival of the world as we know it, and I would have it absolutely no other way.

Now, I’m not quite the type to have tweeted a proposition with such immediacy, being as a consider myself a bit more evolved beyond the swamps of such a level of crude public proclamations (if only by a tad, and that’s only due to the public nature of social media).  But the fact that somebody was willing to step up to the plate and take one for the collective team of men and humanity as a whole gives me the necessary solace and hope of order, harmony, and balance in the universe.  I would be sincerely overwhelmed with grief and despair if someone didn’t concoct such a rejoinder.

Please keep everything in perspective, and realize how important it is for… boys to be boys.

 

 

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